Note to African-Americans: Don't Think For Yourselves, Unless It's Liberal Thought

Janeane Garofalo says so. If you strive to better yourself, become successful and wealthy and adhere to the old fashioned conservative family values your grandparents taught, you're a sell-out, nuts, bought and paid for or afflicted with Stockholm Syndrome.

Don't you Black People dare step off of Uncle Sam's Liberal Plantation.

Oh, and don't eat a corn dog either, she thinks that's "disgusting."