Monday, April 28, 2008

Need Votes From Older Male Voters? Offer Free Viagra

In this political silly season we have seen promise after promise being made by politicians in efforts to woo votes from all segments of voters. A Chilean Mayor has come across a new technique. Promise older men free viagra!

Gonzalo Navarrete, a physician and mayor of a dirt-poor village south of Santiago, Chile, Lo Prado, said he got the idea from hearing older men in his town complain about not getting enough sex.

He told Las Ultimas Noticias daily,

This has to do with quality of life and it’s done responsibly. It’s not just like handing out candy at the corner. We'll give out four, 50 milligram pills, in other words, for four sexual relationships per month.”

The offer is for men 60 and older who pass a rigorous medical examination.

Mayor Navarrete estimates start up cost of about $20,000

With all the freebies American politicians have been promising, perhaps the Mayor in Chile has hit upon a sure fire perk for reelection. Look for Hillary and Obama both to add this to their multitude of promises made.

It is hoped the older males in Lo Prado have better success with the product than this writer did, who tried it only once, getting it stuck in his throat leaving him with a stiff neck.

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